APPLICATION FORM / VERSION 001

Do piče.
Another CV.

I’ve spent twenty professional years building software, build systems, and tools. Since 1989 I’ve been making things with computers. Apparently the next engineering problem is describing all that in a PDF upload box.

Read the actual work ↗See the CV translator ↓

Juhapekka Piiroinen · anti-application dossierEST. 1989 / PROFESSIONALLY 2006

01 / THE RECURSION

A CV about my LinkedIn profile about my portfolio.

I once thought building things would be the evidence that I can build things. Then came the CV. Then LinkedIn. Then a portfolio explaining the CV. Now this website advertises the portfolio.

The loop is technically functional. Je to na hovno.

02 / CV TRANSLATION DESK™

From actual work to approved adjectives.

Pick an ordinary task. The machine will make it suitable for a platform that has never repaired a build.

What I actually did

Simulated locally. No AI API, form submission, or tracking.

REALITY / NO FILTER

I fixed a broken build.

03 / FIELDS REQUIRED BY THE FORM

The bits that don't fit in a headline.

Build systems

Jenkins, Ansible, Unity, Unreal BuildGraph and Horde are tools I have actually worked with. The keyword cloud was optional.

Across layers

Linux, embedded developer tools, cross-platform infrastructure, and satellite software verification. None of it becomes more real when I add “visionary”.

AI disclosure

AI helped with the concepts, code, and copy on these sites. It did not write my career history or debug my old builds.

04 / THE REQUIRED LINK

The portfolio already exists.

Of course it does. That is why this advert is so ridiculous. If you came here from LinkedIn and actually want to know what I’ve built, skip the performance.

Open amoosed.com ↗

For maximum unnecessary marketing, visit jetomrdka.com. For the cabinet, visit prdele.com.

05 / THE SHOWCASE BEHIND THE PAPER

One image. A second edition.

This page still demonstrates AmoosedWeb. Its image carries a separate, verified site experience. The ordinary page stands on its own; the Amoosed tools can open the other layer.

How AmoosedWeb works ↗

Graphic image carrying the site's Amoosed edition — Even this advert has another advert inside it.

Ruma, the project's official cat approver

OFFICIAL APPROVER

Ruma approves.

He did not ask me for a revised CV.

Do piče.Another CV.